1. You obsessively count the number of kids with you at all times to make sure you haven't lost anyone.
2. On any outing, even with adults, you ask if everyone has been to the potty before you leave.
3. Your wardrobe includes a decorative sweater for all major holidays.
4. Your shoe collection is reduced to two pairs of identical, sensible flats. One brown pair and one black pair. (If you ever accidentally wear one brown shoe and one black shoe and don't realize your mistake until the end of the day, you might be ready for a mental health day!).
5. You truly believe that hand sanitizer can cure any ailment.
6. You want everything to come in equal numbers so that they can be divided up into buddies, with none left out.
I will be adding to this list as I go along. If you have any suggestions please mention them in the comments.
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