Always leave a trail behind

As I headed to the lunch to set up a projector, the custodian stopped me asked what I thought was on the floor.  It was a very suspicious small brown pile.  IT WAS POOP!  Apparently a kid had pooped his pants in PE and left behind a trail of small poop piles all the way from the gym which is past the cafeteria, around the school to the front office.  I couldn't take it!  I ran back to my room and hid until the halls were safe and poop free again. I guess you could say the PE teacher scares the shit out of her kids!