Always leave a trail behind

As I headed to the lunch to set up a projector, the custodian stopped me asked what I thought was on the floor.  It was a very suspicious small brown pile.  IT WAS POOP!  Apparently a kid had pooped his pants in PE and left behind a trail of small poop piles all the way from the gym which is past the cafeteria, around the school to the front office.  I couldn't take it!  I ran back to my room and hid until the halls were safe and poop free again. I guess you could say the PE teacher scares the shit out of her kids!

Hello again

Wow, it's been awhile since I've posted. I really didn't mean to ignore the blog for so long, but I had a senior this past school year and that was really distracting.  But the youngest is in 8th, so I've got 4 years to recover before the next one graduates.  So here's a few tidbit to start off the new year.  

Strangest kid name of the year :  Halo. (Video game or angel? Not sure yet which she was named after) 

I noticed that one of my kids had given themselves a haircut. So I asked her why in the world she did that...

             "We'll.....I just got a little scissor happy."

Best answer ever!!!! 

I was also asked by a 3rd grader if I had heard of a mustache ride!  

If you don't know what that is, I suggest you google it.  But I'm warning you now it's not school safe!!!

Yes, there really are dumb questions.

A collection of the many "dumb" questions I get asked.  

"Can you check out books here?"

What I really want to say to parents but can't.

1. Your kid is 9 and in the 4th grade, so stop dressing her like a teenage hooker and don't let her wear more makeup then what I wear everyday.